We just saw Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat this evening, and it was pretty good. The songs are fun and and fit together cleverly. Its too short with many repeated songs at the end but that didn’t stop me enjoying it.
However, I wonder if there is a worse lesson commonly told from the Bible. Its very old testament, of course, but still.
The plot: Joseph is the favourite son of Israel, better than all his other brothers. He tells them all about how his dreams of the future make him better than them and he lords it over them. He gets his technicolour coat, which he runs in their faces – and they get jealous. So they sell him to slavers who take him to Egypt.
Joseph has a sucky time for a bit but his knowledge of dreams leads him to power with the pharoah by predicting and preventing a terrible famine. The brothers come begging for food, so Joseph lords it over them. He demands his technicolour coat, which he rubs in their faces – and they have to put up with it this time!
So what was learned in this story?
- Don’t disbelieve people who claim to have God helping them predict the future, because they might be right
- Its OK to be arrogant if you are in fact favoured by God
- Things, such as a coat, are very important and should be put first over your family
- You should forgive others if you can make them eat a really huge slice of humble pie
This is simply bizarre. Why, for example, did Joseph not realise how meaningless the coat was, and why he shouldn’t consider himself better than his brothers simply for getting Gods help with a few dreams? How come the brothers learned an important lesson about humility, but Joseph could not? Why was he rewarded for being an ass and staying an ass?
I really see why Christians are a bit skeptical of the Old Testament. Are there no better lessons to popularise than this?
May I return to the beginning
The light is dimming, and the dream is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Any dream will do.
It is mighty meaningful – although I don’t know what it means.